Howard Is Bald
Bald To The Bone
A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
Ballad Of Baldness
Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)
Night On Bald Moutain
You Should Be Balding
If I Can't Have Hair
Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)
Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
Art Fag
It, You're A Metal Band
Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
Kill Women
Steroids Guy
Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
I Noticed That You're Gay
Dead, Gay And Dropped
You Look Divorced
I Hope You Get Deported
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
Trapped
You're A Fucking Cunt
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
Bill Scott's Dumb
Harvey Korman Is Gay
You Fucking Break
Theme From Three Company
Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
Metamorphosis
I'm Sick Of You
Howard Wulkan's Bald
You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
Tom Arnold
I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
Marc Payson Is A Drunk
Your Family Is Dumb
Furnace
You're Dumb
Van Full Of Retards
Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
Dumb, Fat and Gross
I'm Not Stubborn
Mike Manan's Story
02657
Gloves Of Metal
Bonus Track
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
Valujet
You've Got No Friends
You Keep A Diary
You Own A Store
You Got Date Raped
Recycling Is Gay
You're A Cop
You Can't Shut Up
You've Got Cancer
We Just Disagree
Hungry Hungry Hippos
You Are An Interior Decorator
Pottery's Gay
Rich Goyette Is Gay
Branscombe Richmond
You Live In Allston
You Are A Good Food Critic
Just The Two Of Us
Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
You're Gay
You Look Adopted
Your Cousin Is George Lynch
You Have Goals
You Drive An Iroc
You Play On A Softball Team
Because You're Old
You Sell Cologne
Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
You Live In A Houseboat
Richard Butler
311 Sucks
Your Kid Is Deformed
You Are An Orphan
You're Old (Fuck You)
You Go To Art School
You're Best Friend Is You
You're In A Coma
Windchimes Are Gay
No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
Reni Auberjonois
Internet Is Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
Hootie And The Blowfish
You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
Technology's Gay
Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
I'm In Anal Cunt
You (Fill In The Blank)
Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
Bonus Track #3
Picnic Of Love
I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
I Wanna Grow Old With You
Saving Ourselves For Marriage
Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
Waterfall Wishes
In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschwitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Fucked Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
split: "ANAL CUNT / THE RAUNCHOUS BROTHERS" (2000)
The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
Hogging Up The Holocaust
I'm Hitler
split: "ANAL CUNT / FLACHENBRAND" (2001)
Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
The South Won't Rise Again
I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
Bonus Track #5
7": "Defenders Of The Hate" (2001)
All Our Fans Are Gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Hebosaurus
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
Obviously Adopted
Walker, Texas Corpse
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
Bonus Track #4
You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy
Fred Shitbreath
Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert
Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
I’m Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
The South Won’t Rise Again
I’m Glad Jazz Faggots Don’t Like Us Anymore
Bonus Track #5
Ha Ha Holocaust
We’re Not ‘In Da House’ You Fucking Wigger
Fuck Yeah!
Cranking My Band's Demo On A Box At The Beach
Loudest Stereo
Kicking Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch
Hot Girls On The Road
Whiskey, Coke And Sluts
All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex
I'm Gonna Give You A.I.D.S.
Yay! It's Pink!
I Wish My Dealer Was Open
EP: "Wearing Out Our Welcome" (2011)
Beating Up Niggers That Sell Fake Crack
One Man Ghetto
Cop Calling Faggot
Tsunasum
Get On Your Knees, Cunt
Don't Offer Me Weak Drugs Or I'll Kick Your Fucking Ass
Wearing Out Our Welcome
Nothings Offensive Anymore
Wasting Time Writing Anal Cunt Songs
Caring About Anything Is Gay
We Are Anal Cunt