97 lines
2.8 KiB
Python
97 lines
2.8 KiB
Python
motd ='''
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_ _ ____ ___ _
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| | _ _| | ___| __ ) / _ \| |_
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| | | | | | | |_ / _ \| | | | __|
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| |__| |_| | |___ / /| |_) | |_| | |_
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|_____\__,_|_____/___|____/ \___/ \__|
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'''
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menu ='''```
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Commands:
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fortune: tell a fortune
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chuck: give a Chuck Norris quote
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ligma: LIGMA BALLS
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bofa: deez
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deez: nutz
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limerick: tell a limerick
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prost!: prost!
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Contribute!
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https://github.com/adoyle0/lulzbot```'''
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import discord, datetime
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import numpy as np
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from fortune import fortune
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from src.twitter import get_tweet
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from src.cartman import cartman_speak
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chuck_quotes = open('data/chuck_quotes').read().split('\n%\n')
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ligma_list = open('data/ligma_list').read().split('\n')
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limericks = open('data/limericks').read().split('\n%\n')
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aclist = open('data/aclist').read().split('\n')
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def show_menu():
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return menu
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def musk():
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return get_tweet(44196397)
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def ligma():
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return np.random.choice(ligma_list)
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def limerick():
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return np.random.choice(limericks)
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def prost():
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return 'https://tenor.com/view/prost-christoph-waltz-django-bier-zum-wohle-gif-11041516'
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def chuck():
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return np.random.choice(chuck_quotes)
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def ac():
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return np.random.choice(aclist)
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message_handler = {'lulzbot': show_menu, # these need to be functions
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'musk': musk,
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'deez': ligma,
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'ligma': ligma,
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'bofa': ligma,
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'bopha': ligma,
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'limerick': limerick,
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'limrick': limerick,
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'prost!': prost,
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'fortune': fortune,
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'chuck': chuck,
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'ac':ac,
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}
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TOKEN = open('.sekrit/discord_token').read()
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intents = discord.Intents.default()
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intents.message_content = True
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client = discord.Client(activity=discord.Game(name='with myself'), intents=intents)
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@client.event
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async def on_ready():
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print(motd+'\n'+datetime.datetime.now().strftime('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S')+'\nLogged in as {0.user}'.format(client))
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return
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@client.event
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async def on_message(message):
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username = str(message.author).split('#')[0]
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user_message = str(message.content)
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channel = str(message.channel.name)
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print(f'{datetime.datetime.now().strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S")} ({channel}) {username}: {user_message}')
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if message.author == client.user:
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return
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elif message.channel.name == 'cartman':
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async with message.channel.typing():
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await message.channel.send(cartman_speak(user_message))
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#await message.channel.send("I'm broken, come back later.")
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elif message.channel.name == 'shitposting':
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if user_message.lower() in message_handler:
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await message.channel.send(message_handler[user_message.lower()]())
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return
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client.run(TOKEN)
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